Wrestling Hi fans, welcome to Sundy night's broadcast of the fun and games that go on in Paddy d's office . This is Andrew Neville to give the play-by-play to you fans watching at home. Tonight's matchup should be madness . The first (and only) match tonight will pit, the Cumberland Sausage fingered Mr. Melling against, the Evil Eyed Paddy D . Here comes the cumberland sausage fingered Mr. Melling waddling into the room to the sounds of blasting drum & bass beats for his entrance music. Here we go people you know who's coming out when you hear eye of the tiger playing in the background. It's the Evil Eyed Paddy D . Let's start this match! The bell rings. They start to grapple, the cumberland sausage fingered Mr. Melling gets the upper hand and takes down the evil eyed Paddy D and begins to twist the nipple . Arrrrrrrrrgh! Thats gotta hurt! Mr. Melling breaks the hold, they both get up and grapple again. This time Paddy D wins the grapple and plants a version of the poke in the ass with a pencil on Mr. Melling. Oh my God! That was simply amazing! It doesn't look like Mr. Melling is getting up! Paddy D goes for the pin! 1......2......KICK OUT! they both get up and go after each other again. A kick to the balls here, and a punch to the gut there. This match is getting gruesome! This is absolute madness! Mr. Melling leaves the room only to return with an oversized inflatable marrow. Paddy D also leaves the room, picks up a greasy turkish pornstar holds him in the air by his pecker. Its all going off in here... They get back in the ring with Mr. Melling holding an oversized inflatable marrow , ready to strike and Paddy D swinging a pornstar around his head, holding onto nothing other than his wombat. They look about ready to attack each other...wait a minute! Hold on WHAT IS THIS? It's...It's...It's Westlife's newest single blasting through the sound system. That song can only mean one thing! It's the 'I can't say my own name Mr Gliffiths' coming into the room to cause some mayhem! Mr Gliffiths nails Paddy D with an insane butt drop, the pornstar falls onto Paddy D and they bash heads, Paddy D is out cold but the pornstar is merely dazed. Whats this the pornstar must be confused, he thinks he is on the scene of a new film, he's banging Paddy D sensless. Paddy D is gonna get a shock when he wakes up. Now Mr. Melling is grabbed and Mr Griffiths proceeds to destroy him with an ass tickle. What a mess... Mr Griffiths just came into this room, destroyed both of these competitors and left the room feeling satisfied with what he has just done! This is awful, just awful! Mr Griffiths is an animal! Written by Andrew Neville